Two theoretical alternatives
For my sins I linked an ancient piece in Romanian from a recent piece on Argentina. The language barriers are too much for the readership, so it loudly clamours for relief. I see no option but to translate. Here goes :
Given the following image taken from dtngi :
In brief, for the blind : three chicks, Rodica, Calina and Catalina, born off the same egg at the same time (and consequently triplets) rub together for the delight of onlookers. They're sisters.
This is valuable in itself, given that a life spent without having fucked twins is a life wasted, and I'm under the impression that none of you fucked twins (we're not discriminating by gender, girls also must fuck female twinsii, that's the problem ?). As a bonus, the fact that the girls lick and suck each other like normal people is a big deal, in a thirld world country befouled by the saddest imbecillity imaginable. The girls have, in other words, some competitive advantages.
This is also rare, triplets occur naturally less than once in ten thousand live births, twenty years ago there weren't that many fertility treatments to bother the frequency, and given Romania's ~200k yearly live births we could guess there doesn't exist in the whole country any other troop of girls to compete, which is to say both a) be triplets and b) healthily assume their own sexuality.
In spite of these marked advantages, nothing came of these girls. They didn't manage to economically exploit their priviledged situation of having exclusive control over a rare, sought after good ; but instead sucked it cold, pointlessly.iii Why would this be ? To answer this question, we've invited in our studio two experts in the wider or narrower matters discussed, which is to say Mr. Mircea Popescu, ex-minority partner in various cunt-exploitation enterprises and current owner of sameiv, as well as an anonymous young lady, ex as well as current visual service provider for generous gentlemenv (but not in Romania, because you have no money). The discussion flew as follows :
Some Guy : 
Saturday, 13 August, Year 8 d.Tr.