This is one of those notes where i’m going to bed right the fuck now but posting a note anyway

What are your favorite laughable bitcoin/“crypto” quotes? #asknostr

Some context would be great too

For example, two that stand out for me:

1) “Gonna be a big week” said Barry Silbert of grayscale. He seemed to think the first spot bitcoin etf’s were being approved. Instead i’m pretty sure the exchange rate dumped significantly, and nothing was approved. Lol. He’s a shitcoiner. I think they’re currently trying to pass various spot shitcoin etf’s like xrp and solanoh. Don’t quote me on that pls

2) “Steady lads, deploying more capital 🫡” said Do Kwon of terra/luna. His algorithmic “stable”coin, which came with the famously “basically risk free” 20% yield shilled by Rao Pal (another shitcoin scammer) was literally destabilizing/imploding in that moment and never recovered. This fuck wanted to be the biggest bitcoin holder besides satoshi using shitcoiny shortcuts (#shitcuts?) so he could hold Bitcoin (i.e. the entire protocol) hostage or something - didn’t work! Also the 🫡 emoji was brand spankin new and he pretty much put it on the map. WAY TO GO LAD. He brought shame to Korea. Fuck that guy

I’ll see your quote tomorrow mfers (if anyone has any). PV and also #gfy

**can you tell that i generated this polymathematical note with cutting edge ai? Well i didn’t. All me baby 🧠💦