alright fuck it I'm just gonna set up Minio as S3 instead of trying to nigger rig some passthrough nonsense
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Works good, though it took me a while to get good throughput with my fucked up setup. Granted I was going through about 7 hops and 3 machines, but you'll still want to run tests if you're using it over the internet. Should be good if you're just accessing it with a local machine though.