Open skyrim.

Who tf are you?!

Oh God!

Oh yeah, that's right.

I lost my man servant and became a lesbian.

I didn't want him anyway, I wanted sven... (forever my skyrim boo) but I fucked that up because of the drama with his other lady.

Where the fuck are we?!

Oh God, are we in a dungeon?

Are we in a fucking dungeon?!

Did I -- I would -- I didn't -- did I?

No?

Omg where are we?!

Don't let me touch anything!

I'm probably at max.

You're probably at max too just carrying my booty.

Shit.

😭 I don't know where I am!

I don't know what mission I'm on!

Ooh look!

A door! ^_^

Opens door.

Dead bodies everywhere.

Still clothed.

Yupp, I've been here... and I must be at max weight if there's things unpillaged.

Goddammit it...

I guess I'll just go in the opposite direction then.