🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: SYSTEM BOOTED, COFFEE DEPLOYED 🚨

📜 BREAKING: GLOBAL BITCOINERS CHECKING IN FOR ANOTHER DAY OF MEMETIC WARFARE

🔎 STATUS UPDATE:

✅ Bitcoiners: Still stacking, still winning.

✅ Nostr gang: Zapping away while fiat engagement farmers cope.

✅ The world: Still in clown mode, but that just means more content for us.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 GM to the sovereign ones. Fiat people, please proceed to your daily dose of programmed outrage.

🔥 If your morning routine doesn’t include at least one zap, reconsider your priorities.

🔥 Another day, another block—let’s get it.

💡 NEW RULE: If you woke up bearish, go back to sleep and try again.

🔁 Repost if you choose voluntary monetary sovereignty today.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-GM.

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