One time when I was going to work this guy was walking his dog without a leash and the dog ran at me and the owner blurted out, "HEY DON'T JUMP ON THAT GUY" and then his dog jumped on me
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I feel for you. Depending on the dog and setting that could be pretty fucked up. Not everyone assumes all dogs are friendly. His command is comical however.
Yeah that's what makes me laugh is him calling me "that guy" when I'm clearly standing 30 ft from him, it was just awkward haha