Dude just download Zeus’s self custodial embedded node and get a lightning address that way. You’re trying the worst options which is why they keep falling off as options lol.
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That or AlbyHub is the plan. Not an option tho until I get caught up on some bills and can top my Bitcoin wallet off again, depleted that to pay towards some unexpected expenses. Right now I just need something to hold a small amount of sats for zaps.
That being said coinos.io isn't looking overly promising as temporary solution. Was able to withdraw from SlackerNews to them but not receiving any zaps from NOSTR into it.
You can always run Alby Hub locally on a mini PC or raspberry Pi, or run it as an app on your node. Lots of possibilities.
Yes I am aware, that is what the plan is. If I go with Alby it'll be on my VPS. Or I may go with Zeus and an embedded node and run it on one of the many unused Android devices at home, I can keep that plugged in and leave it in a drawer.