Ok I’ll go …
It started off by quitting twitter as it was a time suck but I ended up filling one addiction with another and trueth be told I needed something stronger. That’s when I found Nostr, and at first I wasn’t into zaps but then I got hooked right away after the first one before I new it I was zapping and driving and I crashed into a school bus full of nuns and almost died and that’s when I knew I was a zapoholic