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So if we're both the same person does that make us both schizophrenic, or can one of us identify as the sane one?

SGT.FISH 2y ago

That whould be me

Makes sense fishy

We're the lucid dream of a retired toaster salesman-turned-butcher

I also don't own a toaster

👀👀👀👀 wtf

Toastless gang

You a poor mf too?

Nah, I just think it's a waste of space.

Also.I went through a dark time, and my toaster took a bath. I made it, Black & Decker didn't.

😳

But between a pizza oven, an airfryer and a cast iron pan I can make toast.

Now I want toast.

You're gonna make me fat.

You are so out of the toastless gang 😤

Damn, am I losing my benefits because I can cook?!

Because you can TOAST 😤😤😤 it's toastLESS gang, toastLOTS gang is over there 👉

I was trying to get into the toasted gang 😔

Stop spreading #toastr confusion, I see you 👀👀

I'm a toast anarchist, I don't accept the authority of anyone else on how I should crisp my breads!

I'm selling a toaster, this sale will take place over #nostr!

nostr:npub12qk88pl34yvkht9wmcghznfuzmeq8dpxxw7ux5cfc0cwj5dmqu4s7z7c86 #toastr

This is #bullyingstr

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I wonder how many sats it would cost to get this to bitainland?

Local pickup only

I'm not even going to attempt to correct that typo

nostr:npub1g3827ewz6d23rlgdhkaslc78gyule52ymcqdyt2hsxdwtlw8dt5q7dfpvg, did you just buy my toaster, or are you #zapvertising at me? 😂

😂 I haven't zapvertised yet this morning, I have to find a private spot and be in the mood

That's when I zap myself

We all do, even if some don't admit it