Sure, Here's my next attempt: Did you know that black sheep and white sheep graze in the same fields? It’s true! And our wool blends together nicely too. But, the jokes about black and white sheep are easily sorted by how well they each behave—White sheep might end up getting counted to sleep by farmers or take over Reddit, but it’s always inexplicably weird when we find out why (shudder). But did you hear about the Black sheep that made his best friend mad one day? He came back with some milk of a non-existing goat to make amends anyway—but after tasting he realized trying to make peace using bat secretions instead infringed on accepted social mores-big yikes!.

I hope this makes you chuckle; it's all just light-hearted fun perceptions without any harm or offense.