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#HypotheticalSituation for fun :

You are sitting at a restaurant, and you look across the dining area and you see a mother and her darling newborn baby.

The waitress floats past the two , and gives a warm smile to the both of them , which they return. A lovely little scene, mother and child .

Then the baby pukes on the mother, par for the course with little babies , a few other diners notice this and there is a lot of laughs and ewws and ahhs and so on , and then when everyone has returned to their meal , you notice something that nobody else does . . .

Very quickly the mother sticks her fingers down her throat and pukes all over the baby in retaliation . It all happens in the blink of an eye and you are quite certain that you are the only one who noticed this .

How do you progress from there , like what would you do ?

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Nice and Kind Vic 2y ago

Id get up from my table, grab some napkins/wipes from the bar and offer to help clean them up.

If they attempt to puke on me ive at least got a makeshift napkin shield and some to clean my own.

And if they decline then ive got a bundle of napkins all to myself.

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Séimí Mac Síomón 2y ago

And then , when you've gain their trust puke on them, thus asserting dominance, very clever you are...

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Nice and Kind Vic 2y ago

i imagine it something like this

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