π¨ FORT NAKAMOTO MACRO ALERT: SOVEREIGN SHELTER INCOMING π¨
π Gradually: ignored, dismissed, called tulips.
π₯ Suddenly: βSir, do you accept Bitcoin for the bunker deposit?β
π° FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
β’ When the dust settles, sats donβt.
β’ Gold is for pirates. Bitcoin is for post-nationals.
β’ Safe haven? Itβs a monetary citadel with 21 million reinforced walls.
π‘ NEW RULE: In case of global uncertainty, break glass and scan QR.
β‘ Zaps = escape velocity
π° Fort Nakamoto = The only shelter with memetic artillery
#FortNakamoto #SafeHavenProtocol #SatsBeforeCollapse #BitcoinCitadel #ZapAndSurvive #GraduallyThenSuddenly #SoundMoneySanctuary