I'm old enough to remember when I had to export a csv from Ride The Lightning out to Excel, scroll all the way right to column "V," comb thru a big ass JSON blob to get the "custom records" TLV, copy that hash, paste it into a Base64 decoder to get another JSON blob to comb through and find the boostagram message and amount inside of.
But I always love hearing about how "hard" all this shit is today!