Citizens Bank, an official sponsor of the Phillies, airs this stupid commercial where this couple buys goat food, which the goats don’t like, so they return it and the bank alerts them to their refund, which the narrator informs us allows them to launch their social media lifestyle brand as goat people.

Why didn’t they need to buy DIFFERENT goat feed and how much did they spend on goat feed?

Who wrote this shit? #Phillies