I'm not racist! Some of my best slaves are black!

what would you call bambi if she was blind?

no idea

What do call a bra stretched from one end of the room to the other?

A Booby trap.

"Hey, can I smell your pussy?"

"Eww! No!"

"Hmm, that's odd, it must be your feet then."

I used to have a huge ego problem, but now I'm perfect.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

(stolen from the kid)

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Penis butter

Your mama so fat she thinks corny chat are some chips.

I just heard him counting down from 10. so I took a shot. didn't know it waw a new years eve

"Understanding Bitcoin is a hash function." I can’t remember who said it.

A veggie burger is a Trans Plant.

Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.