My wife knows me well. Very well.

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How about her boyfriend?

About as good as your IQ, non existent.

U got any lotion I can have for that burn, breh?

Running low on tissues as well?

Man. You know it. Since I can't find connection with anyone else it's just me. My 5g connection and a Google pixel. Ran out of tissues a few days back so just been cleaning up with a dish rag and some windex.

There’s a market for everyone.

Not for me. Micropenis is only desirable in modern combat infantry - small, tactical, agile.

Birthday? Got a troll in your comments

Yeah. Was a week ago.

Trolls… Gotta feed them every now and then.

Happy Belated! 🍄🍄🍄

Feed the trolls leftover cake 🍰