My wife knows me well. Very well.

#bestgiftever
My wife knows me well. Very well.

#bestgiftever
How about her boyfriend?
About as good as your IQ, non existent.
U got any lotion I can have for that burn, breh?
Running low on tissues as well?
Man. You know it. Since I can't find connection with anyone else it's just me. My 5g connection and a Google pixel. Ran out of tissues a few days back so just been cleaning up with a dish rag and some windex.