TLDR; Everyone should celebrate by #zapping this post with 100K #sats each. Just to #pumpmybags. This is a #grift, I just want your #sats. Like and repost to pump my bags even further.

I need to open some lightning channels. We will need them soon.

Never forget, you can likely call in to work tomorrow. Just tell them something more important came up. They will cope.

Original #meme, but I made it a while back.