The average LinkedIn post:
One of my employees embezzled $15 million.
When we caught him, he offered to give it back if he could keep his job. He begged and pleaded.
I said no.
I told him to keep it all.
On my team, we value work-life balance.
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Or:
This is me receiving an award.
Here are some photos of me. And my car. And probably my house.
Here’s a couple of paragraphs about why I’m fucking brilliant.
But I’m ONLY posting this because I couldn’t have done it without my team, who I really care about and who are great and who work for me and love me because I’m a fantastic boss.