the texts associated with David Thrussell's work on Bandcamp are such a laugh.

Here is one celebrating the Bohemian Grove ritual captured by Alex Jones some years back:

https://ant-zen.bandcamp.com/album/a-seasonal-gift

a timely communication from black lung & spiderface.

from us ('the wishor') to you ('the wishee') please accept

withoutobligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,

low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer

solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the

religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or

traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or

secular traditions at all.

we wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted calendar year 2014, but with due respect for the calendars of

choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed,

colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer

platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

by accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that: this

greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. this

greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall bemade

to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of thewishor are acknowledged. this greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

this greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the

restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain

jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.this

greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within

the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until

the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

the wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of

this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the

wishor. any references in this greeting to 'the lord', 'father

christmas', 'our savior', 'rudolph the red nosed reindeer' or any other

festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not

imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and

all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images

are hereby acknowledged.

yours without obligation (implicit or implied)

black lung & spiderface 2014