Aww they're harmless.

Big spiders are smart, they don't pick fights they won't win.

Little, stupid, highly venomous Redbacks and Funnelwebs will, unfortunately.

But really, worry less about spiders and more about our snakes.

And less about our snakes and more about our plants. They have so many ways to kill you! In hot and lightning-prone conditions, Eucalypts start emitting tiny droplets of natural napalm, covering everything with haze and hoping for a lightning strike so that you burn to death and their roots can eat the phosphorus in your bones.