I guess we are all aware that among those religions that can make you happy and not lonely while staying dumb is also this weird religion where your slave-master is your god. To properly follow this religion, one has to:
- love and respect his master
- do all the work he is giving and never expect to stop
- be happy with whatever compensation he is giving
- all that makes sense because the master protects you from fellow slaves who are trying to cheat, rob, and kill you. And also cures your illnesses.
- never suspect nor think that the master also hires your fellow slaves to try to cheat, rob, and kill you, and also gives you all those illnesses through poisoning and infecting you.
But this one is not one of my favorits. I remain with my previous recommendations.