A... Pre built one from solosatoshi. I'm flattered at your presumption of my perceived capabilities... But I assure you they are barely existent.... 🫡🫂

For my laptop core node I have an SSD over USB for the block data, and the one umbrel raspi I tried to set up kept bricking at trying to install apps. I just haven't had the time or patience to devote to trying to reflash and start from scratch.