Exhibit 809:

Bitcoin up 9% in hours: "Bitcoin about to die. Brace yourselves! 🤯😱"

Some stock goes up 100% in minutes: "UwU 😍🥰"

Being disingenuous is second nature to anti-coiners

Sources: https://x.com/i/web/status/1762297311642722660 / https://x.com/i/web/status/1762597525721383316

Archives: https://archive.ph/8pFl4 / https://archive.ph/tzCEi

Tweet Reference: https://x.com/cryptohatelog/status/1807410718674670011