IF "the purpose of a system is what it does" THEN

The purpose of our government is to...

> Waste taxpayer money

> Never balance a budget

> Inflate the currency

> Surveil law-abiding citizens

> Enrich criminal insiders

> Fund forever wars

> Expand bureaucracy endlessly

> Bail out failing banks and corporations

> Suppress dissent and alternative viewpoints

> Manipulate markets through crony capitalism

> Pass laws that benefit donors, not citizens

> Use propaganda to manufacture consent

> Undermine civil liberties under the guise of security

> Use fear to justify more government control

> Create problems that justify their own expansion

> Punish whistleblowers while protecting criminals

> Ensure politicians never face real consequences

> Overregulate small businesses while favoring monopolies

> Weaponize tax agencies against political opponents

> Centralize power and erode local governance

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