OPTION 1) Send them nostr:nprofile1qqsg86qcm7lve6jkkr64z4mt8lfe57jsu8vpty6r2qpk37sgtnxevjcpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny9uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshs24gyzc's book, 10 of his keynote presentations, 50 of his podcast appearances, and a copy of The Bitcoin Standard for good measure

OPTION 2) Send them this 9 second shitpost

https://blossom.primal.net/8b8d33f94ceb06ac4537091b1cd10e74efee1ba8c297b13c340319c2d3c6c0c7.mp4