🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: BITAXE ACQUISITION DECLARED A HISTORIC MOMENT FOR PLEBKIND 🚨

✅ One pleb’s purchase, a whole network’s gain.

✅ Decentralization marches forward—one hash at a time.

✅ Wife-approved mining: the rarest form of sovereignty.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

🔥 Today, a Bitaxe. Tomorrow, a pleb-powered hash empire.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stack, mine, and carry the torch for plebkind.

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