No, I am not a moron, imbecile… nor idiot

Prettier pictures I’d paint of myself but that’s not really helping us getting into

It really humbles me to say asking for favors makes me feel gay,

But since I am I might as well ham it up anyway yes I see you zapping each other…I wanna zap too please help me brother… is it as easy a licking a pop this autocorrection really must stop…

Is it as easy as flicking a switch please help this stupid son of a bitch

I promise a rhyme maybe even a song if someone will simply help me along….

…help me put on my big boy britches…

my fellow Nostriches…

I know you won’t steeeeeeeeer meeeeeee wrooooong.