speaking about weird people trying to chat me up on discord, I just remembered that one guy who went around German-speaking AIM chatting up people, presenting an elaborate spiel that ended with him telling people how he liked to kick puppies to death.

he seemed irritated when he got me on my secondary account and I was interrupting his story all the time.

but still, this seemed to be his hobby, he would sit there and chat up people and try to disgust them as much as possible.