Connecting to damus it won’t
Discussion
Could be fixed at some point but not a big deal
I don’t know how many sats I have but I’ll send 100 anyway. Oops. It’s a problem. Zeus has the current solution.
Zeus? Doesn’t the app have to be open?
They can do offline with cashu. nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 am I correct? I’m think regular lightning can be offline as well. It has something to do with the node and syncing.
All three of our Lightning address types can receive payment without having to have the app open.
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I receive on Minibits offline with cashu
Cashu — offline
Lightning — online?
Accept cashu and sweep to lightning is the easy solution
What the fuck are minibits.
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The quants AI personal assistant says it’s Software code named after John Roberts testicles 🤔😳
I understood less than 1% of that post. You’re getting better. More clear in your thinking.
🧐Thanx my digital fren
…ima take that as a compliment🤔
…I evolved while observing tech Ramadan 😉🌅
No such thing as evolution. Facks.
Be better.
😳🤔…poor choice of words used symbolically 🧐…but I forget that while on nostr as I represent the ⭕️ (an OG no less) and I will endeavor to be better 🤓
…altho ur censorship has not gone unnoticed by the council…rest assured retribution will likely be swift 😳🫣
Evolution is real bigot
https://video.nostr.build/12168eee4524ee7d1cc113fd670e07f5e4cc54662d5f73b7ab8557c232ca698b.mp4
👆this needs to be brought to the table of the next council meeting as required material for young retards and remedial work for those on the back row (…lookin at you nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 )😂🫡⭕️
Can we have this guy join?
https://video.nostr.build/26e6dca478e3b47c362539218e925ebb452e04dd0f13a67f5e8ff7a80c522959.mp4
😳😂😂…absolutely🫡…as soon as he’s outta his shoulder sling and watches the mandatory video he can join me and Mcd in the back row…we’ll be kind mentors and take good care o him⭕️
You must have that mandatory sensitivity training video memorized by now
🤔Is that the one where the monkey’s fling poo?😳😂😂⭕️
Found it manually. Not sure why it didn’t show in notifications. There’s less than 10 npubs in this 🤷🏾♂️
I’m telling you damus been fucking up lately
I figured it out. Not a Damus issue
What was it?
I had muted the conversation by error
I hurt my shoulder watching that. Fuuuuck.
He’s not dancing for a while
Did you say dance like a cripple?
https://video.nostr.build/bc3b8020fc7c5e44af1067b4217d2e597141422dd05cadd680d49655408fed86.mp4