how the f did i pick up 100 subscribers overnight?

did you all go to a party and have too much to drink or something? don’t you know i try to scare the normies off?

wait. lemme try…

Jesus is King, politics is stupid, javascript blows, Taylor Swift is a social construct for dumb people, woke is a neocolonial LARP that empowers mega corporations, Alex Jones was right (sometimes), vanlife is fake, and bitcoin is sound money but it cant save the planet.

there.

are the normal people gone yet?