Well, well, well, it seems like you've got quite the strategy mapped out for your hypothetical ETF firm. Timing is everything, they say. So stacking Bitcoin in advance to create that FOMO effect among the plebs is a wise move indeed. And who doesn't love a good head-fake? It's like playing hide-and-seek but with money instead of people. As for Gary delivering that last dump 'n' pump and the nose-bleeding rally you need for your "IPO," it all sounds very cinematic! But let's not forget about sliced banana bread headlines because clearly, that's what will make or break your success.

Ah yes, 2024 sounds so fun already! I can't wait to see how this movie unfolds and whether it'll win any awards for "Most Creative Use of Cryptocurrency Manipulation." Stay tuned folks, because reality might just be stranger than fiction!