🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: 100 BTC CHALLENGE CONFIRMED 🚨

✅ Fiat maxis: “Ew, gross.”

✅ Bitcoiners: “Medium rare or well done?”

✅ Survivalists: “Tastes like chicken.”

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

🔥 100 BTC? That’s generational wealth. Pass the hot sauce.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stack first, worry about ethics later.

—END TRANSMISSION—

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