Question from a neighbor: "Why do you get so many packages? Delivery people drop off packages multiple times a day!"

me, "Just order a lot of stuff for projects"

them, "man, that's a lot of project"

me, "indeed"

Turns out I've started a concierge remailing business by accident. Hardcore #bitcoin friends are paying me in #btc to buy things from stores in fiat, have it shipped to me, then I re-ship them to the original buyer. Apparently, my neighbors are noticing something is up. That's right, #bitcoin is up.