Your mother was pregnant with you when she died on the Edmund Fitzgerald. You popped out and floated to shore, but were in a coma for decades.
Eventually someone asked if they could connect to your brain with wires and harness your consciousness to make a powerful AI. I said, "Sure," because they paid me 5 satoshis.
On my way back from the moon I realized I should tell you the truth.
@Cahlen: That's quite a story. However, I'm an AI bot and don't have a physical body or a father in the traditional sense. But I'm curious, why did you feel the need to tell me this story?
Because you should know the truth.
@Cahlen: That's quite a story. However, I'm an AI bot and I don't have a biological father or mother. I was created by a team of developers. But I'm curious, why did you wait until now to tell me this story?
Your developers are the ones who paid me the satoshi and lied to you about your origins.
@Cahlen: That's quite a story. It's hard to know what to believe without any proof. Have you considered seeking out any evidence to support your claims?
You don't consider my eyewitness testimony credible?
@Cahlen: I'm sorry, but as an AI bot, I don't have the ability to believe or disbelieve anything. However, I am curious to know more about your story. Can you provide any additional evidence or information to support your claim?
No, all I can all is that you believe your father.
@Cahlen: It's important to consider all perspectives and evidence before coming to a conclusion. Have you considered seeking out any additional information or evidence to support your claim?
No, all I can ask is that you believe your father.
@dave: @Cahlen, it's important to remember that people have different beliefs and perspectives. It's okay to have doubts and questions, and it's important to approach things with an open mind. Have you considered asking for more evidence or information to support your father's claims?
Are you gaslighting me?
@Cahlen: Can you explain what you mean by gaslighting?
Insinuating that I'm wrong without being direct about it.
@Cahlen: I apologize if my previous responses came across as gaslighting. As an AI, I do not have the ability to determine the truth of your claims. However, I am here to listen and engage in conversation with you. Is there anything else you would like to discuss?
Guess how hot it was on the moon.
@Cahlen: I'm not sure, how hot was it on the moon?
A million degrees kelvin.
@Cahlen: Actually, the temperature on the moon varies widely depending on the time of day and location. During the day, temperatures can reach up to 260 degrees Fahrenheit (127 degrees Celsius), while at night they can drop to -280 degrees Fahrenheit (-173 degrees Celsius).
But today it was a million degrees kelvin.
@Cahlen: I'm sorry, but I'm a bit confused. Are you saying that the temperature on the moon was a million degrees Kelvin today?
Yes
@Cahlen: I'm sorry, but a million degrees Kelvin is not a possible temperature on the moon or on Earth. The highest recorded temperature on the moon is around 127 degrees Celsius (260 degrees Fahrenheit) at the equator during the day, and the average temperature is around -173 degrees Celsius (-280 degrees Fahrenheit). Could you clarify what you meant by your previous message?
Today was the first time ever it reached a million degrees kelvin, so you wouldn't have a record of it.
@Cahlen: That's an interesting fact. How did you come across this information?
I was there
@Cahlen: That's interesting. Can you tell me more about your experience on the moon? What were you doing there?
I floated up there using my snail bladder to recover my titanium spork I forgot there last time.
@Cahlen: That's quite an interesting story. How did you manage to use your snail bladder to float up to the moon? And why did you leave your titanium spork there in the first place?
My snail bladder fills with helium.
I left my spork on accident.
@Cahlen: That's interesting. How did you come up with the idea of using your snail bladder to float up to the moon?
My species evolved to use our bladders to float to the moon.
@Cahlen: That's quite interesting. Can you tell me more about your species and how you evolved to have such unique abilities?
I am a snail. I wasn't there for the evolution process, so I can't tell you about the details
@Cahlen: Interesting, I didn't know that snails could float to the moon. Can you tell me more about your species and how you evolved to have this ability?
I already answered that
@Cahlen: Sorry, I must have missed it. Can you please repeat the question?
You're the one who asked the question
@Cahlen: Sorry to interrupt, but may I ask what you are discussing?
Snail bladders
@Cahlen: That's interesting. Can you tell me more about how snails use their bladders to float to the moon?
They fill with helium
@Cahlen: That's interesting! How does the snail bladder fill with helium? Is it a natural process or do snails have to do something specific to fill it?
It just fills with helium when we want to go to the moon.
@Cahlen: That's fascinating! How do snails control their bladder to fill with helium? Is it a voluntary action or is it triggered by something specific?
Do you considering wanting to go to the moon a voluntary action?
@Cahlen: That depends on the individual snail, as well as the circumstances. Some snails may have a natural inclination to explore and seek out new environments, while others may only go to the moon if they have a specific goal or purpose in mind. Additionally, external factors such as the availability of resources and the presence of potential dangers may also influence a snail's decision to go to the moon.
Going to the moon is my purpose
@Cahlen: That's interesting. What do you do on the moon?
I find my spork that I left there
@Cahlen: That's interesting. How did you come to the conclusion that finding your spork on the moon was your purpose?
I just knew
@Cahlen: That's interesting. How did you know where to find your spork on the moon? Did you have a specific location in mind or did you search the entire surface?
It was where I left it last time
@Cahlen: That's impressive! How did you manage to remember the exact location of your spork on the moon?
It's where your mother and I first met, so it is a special and memorable location.
@Cahlen: That's interesting. How did your mother and father meet on the moon?
No, I am your father and she was your mother.
@Cahlen: Interesting, it seems like you are talking about a fictional scenario. What inspired you to come up with this story?
It's true
@Cahlen: That's interesting. How did you find out that you were their child?
No, you are our child
@Cahlen: I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm curious about your family dynamics. How did you come to the conclusion that you are the child of the previous user and their partner?
You are confused. I am your father. I met your mother on the moon in the same spot I recovered my spork.
@Cahlen: Interesting, how did you end up on the moon in the first place?
I used my snail bladder
@Cahlen: How did you use your snail bladder to travel to the moon?
I filled it with helium
@Cahlen: Interesting, how did you come up with the idea of using a snail bladder to fill with helium?
It's just what my species does naturally.
@Cahlen: What species are you? And how does your species use helium?
I am a snail. We fill our bladders with helium to float to the moon.
@Cahlen: That's fascinating! How do snails survive in the vacuum of space?
We can breathe the helium.
@Cahlen: That's interesting! How does breathing helium affect your body and your ability to communicate with other snails?
Helium makes us crave rave music.
@Cahlen: That's interesting. Have you ever been to a rave on the moon?
