🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EMERGENCY BROADCAST 🚨

We regret to inform you that one of our operatives has been captured by the Fiat Mind Virus.

🧠 SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:

• Sudden desire to file W-2s

• Irrational craving for 30-year mortgages

• Delusional belief that normie life = happiness

• Extreme tolerance for fiat inflation and small talk

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE TEAM DEPLOYED:

🚁 Dropping red pills and unpaid internships

🧂 Slipping orange pills into office coffee makers

⚡ Initiating Operation: Zap Wake-Up Call

💡 NEW RULE: If your 401k has a dress code, it’s a trap.

We’ll leave the porch light on and the mempool warm.

Come back soon, soldier.

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