At this point I'm gonna start pitching nostr like this:

Join nostr early, before it's ready. You will try one of many janky apps that are slowly getting better. The app will let data miners spy on you, it will be hard to use, and maybe it won't work sometimes. You will be psychologically profiled and targeted by trolls to try to make you leave, because you cannot be banned from nostr, and there are people who don't want you to have freedom. If you can survive these obstacles, you can take freedom.