you know what else? the only thing that ever made you both happy in regards to this catastrophe of malfeasant intentions was knowing you could deter literally any other man from coming into my life through whatever dubious means hacker and computer bros concoct.

it's all just sticky keyboards at this point.

and whether the lady doth protest too much is irrelevant - THESE MEN DOTH QUERY TOO MUCH.

it's a literal sickness.

I was so absolutely stupid back then.