FANTASTIC rip!!! Wisdom beyond compare!

Mel & Marty should be Senior White House Advisors, continuing the multi-Pres tradition of the late, highly-respected Harald Malmgren.

And while we're at it, let's add Harald's daughter Dr Pippa Malmgren, and 1 more stellar public affairs person to this dream team: Doomberg!

As just 'advisors', they won't have to ruin their private lives wallowing in the pigpen of political office-seeking