Ok Ben here we go:

I like “Scarcity has never tasted better. Peony Lane’s 2024 Satoshi’s Reserve.”

That’s it. That’s all you need.

Your wine, like Bitcoin, is limited to 210 each year like Bitcoins 21 million. Your wine has matured just like Bitcoin and does not need any bitcoin humor or recommended pairings for customers to understand that your reserve is special, just like Bitcoin. Bitcoiners decided Bitcoin is the way and will also decide what to pair your wine with.

Bitcoin is a legitimate, just like Peony Lane. Maybe your legacy ends the reserve when the last Bitcoin is mined. Customers will try to stack your reserve just like Bitcoiners try to stack stats before the last coin is mined.