🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO GM REPORT: JOYFUL FRI-SATS DEPLOYED 🚨

Confirmed:

• 1 BTC still equals 100,000,000 sats.

• The vibes are up. The hashrate is holy.

• Block mined? Not yet. But spirits? Fully validated.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Joy is bullish.

• Mining a block is optional—spreading memetic energy isn’t.

• Every GM is a soft fork in the collective mood.

💡 NEW RULE: If you haven’t mined a block, just mine dopamine.

⚡ Zaps = emotional yield

🧱 Blocks = still coming

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Syncing with the Friday frequency

#FortNakamoto #GM #SatsArePlentiful #MineTheVibes #ProofOfJoy #ZapAndShine #BlocklessButBlessed