The EQ of a Sugar-Crazed Toddler

You’ve met them. They’ll interrupt your pitch to flex their title, but ask them to handle a team conflict, and they freeze like a deer in headlights. Emotional intelligence? Zero. They can’t read a room, can’t handle feedback, and think “empathy” is a new AI tool. Instead of being straight-up about what they don’t know (or can’t do), they hide behind vague promises like “we’ll revisit this in the next sprint” or “let’s align on the optics.” Translation: they’re stalling because admitting “I’m out of my depth” might crack their fragile LinkedIn bio. #fiatiscancer #linkedin #bullshit