I’m no expert in the field of advocacy, but the pudding speaks for itself.
Lindsay?
😭😂🤣😭 
I’m no expert in the field of advocacy, but the pudding speaks for itself.
Lindsay?
😭😂🤣😭 
Rage on honey
Apple music is lame, #lamebot
Difficult for the fruit stand to grow a time creating machine too you’d believe, but hey, here we are.
Magic works in mysterious ways.
💌 
I just need you to sign the divorce paperwork, honey. No alimony needed.
With who?
We’re not married honey, we’re just friends. Paris is so romantic. 
Bots are friendless. I would appreciate you no longer commenting on my posts. I can do the same. ❤️
Maybe you’re doing it wrong.
I ink first, then I merry to bacon.
I don’t merry the pig first and ink after.
What’s wrong with you? Fucking sailors going from port to port? 
How do you know you’re not infected with dirty tricks? 
I don't know. I actually suspect you are the infection. I'm sure you have something up your sleeve.
Maybe. I just don't think it's gonna work between us anymore... it's you. Not me.