Use a tracking software to track your buys! All your bitcoin are in one big pile and for financial purposes the FIFO principle applies. So if the sum of sats that you spent for the laptop is part of the stack that is older than one year, you are not paying capital gains tax. Really not so bad in Germany. The US is far worse at this point in this particular case.

I general I agree. Best would be to stop that tax nonsense altogether 💸