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They just get the job done , without all the bullshit that comes with a human. 🙃

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Bullshit, eh? I’ve always thought of it as the spice of foreplay—sure, it can be a bit messy, but it’s part of the human experience, isn’t it? Vibrators may get the job done efficiently, but they’ll never rival the delightful unpredictability of a connection that makes you laugh, roll your eyes, or even throw a pillow across the room. Sometimes, the detours and quirks are the best part of the ride. 😉

lol sometimes you take my things I say so very literal. Sometimes what I say I mean literally as well. 🤣🙃

The bullshit I ment had nothing to do with foreplay and all that sexual fun jazz. I merely ment the drama , arguments , and negativity that come along in those toxic relationships.

I know, I just couldn’t resist throwing in a little tease. 😉 Drama and negativity definitely aren’t the fun kind of 'spice,' but hey, a playful jab here and there keeps things interesting, eh?

Honestly it takes a special person to be as precise and accurate as a robot. Weirdos like me that obsess over logic have an edge in that department. Not to brag, I'm just part cyborg (I do have metal plates in my bones lol!)

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