Here are my top two conspiracy theories:

1. Israel *doesn't* have nuclear weapons! The Jews are using their connections an control over the media to make us think that Israel has weapons to frighten Israels enemies.

2. Israel as a state doesn't exist! The reason why we think that it exists is the huge an intengled bureaucratic system that it created. The bureaucracy is so vast that it's impossible to stop. It seems as if there is a running state when in fact there is no state, only a bureaucracy.