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As long as it is not rotten 🐶🐾🤣

The fruit 🍎 or the woman 👩 ?

Both 🐶🐾🤣

🤣🤣😂

We’re suckers 😂

If is from someone that I know, then yes 🤣

Yup 😋

Fact checked true.

Most would eat their shoe.

Any naked woman? Or does it need to be a naked woman they find attractive?

You make a good point. Probably need some attraction going on.

How low is the bar for most men to find a naked woman attractive?

Pretty low.

Yaaay bodes well for me ☺️💜💯🥳

I’m glad I’m not the only one to have that thought!

🤣 My body is like play-Doh ☺️💜🫂

I’ve seen the bikini picture you posted. Best looking play-doh I’ve ever seen!

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About a week. 😅

Depends on the type of interaction. Bar would probably be pretty low in the garden of eden though.

I’d like to know the types of interactions your hypothesizing being confronted with a naked woman. 🤔

Well the one in the image of course 🤣 most men wouldn’t eat fruit from any random person off the street, but if it’s a naked woman in the garden of Eden, her attractiveness is probably less of a factor

Higher than you think

I mean I saw True Stories from the ER where a guy got his willy stuck in the hole in a camp stove. So the bar I was imagining for some guys is in hell.

Why the hell would you stick your willy in a camp stove? WTF 😳

He was bored camping and tried to use the hole for amusement but got stuck.

or anytime Chuck Palahniuk bases a story on a conversation with a reader (see “Guts”—but only if you have a strong stomach)

Immediately remembered a nurse who had a repeat patient who’s boyfriend was using her stoma for his pleasure, causing her injury and infection but they wouldn’t stop. People are wild.

😯

you’ve clearly established strong stomach credentials

On a side note, I highly recommend never asking a nurse how was her workday. You’ll be scarred. Then most likely inappropriately share the story later.

they see everything

I have multiple nurses in my family. Dinner is delightful. 😬

Bunch of nurses in my family.

Can confirm. I don’t wanna know how it went.

You get me! 🫂

toxic.

Thats almost a guarantee more people won't make the same mistake as a result of genetic mutation

It's all subjective. What is attractive?

That’s what I’m asking y’all!

Confidence. Knowing thyself.

I'm way sexier at 40 than when I was 20. I may not look as good but...

Cankles.

Thick all the way down. My favorite

Are you guys for real? 😳

98%? At least 😆

To be fair, who would reject a fruit from anyone, right?

Depends on the fruit being offered wink wink nudge nudge

What if it rotten? 😂

Dude if she was my potential wife I would probably scarf down a whole bucket 🫣

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peaches? 🍑 😋

Totally false…..it’s more like 99%

What’s with the 1% left?

That’s exactly what the other 99% often wonder…..😂

Nope. Definitely depends on who it is 😂

20 years ago 100% - now 0% 😂

So I cannot tempt you then? 😜

You can but not with fruit 😉

😜

When I was young and dumb… now… depends on the fruit lol

WWJD - What Would Jack Do?

Awww now we know why he has a big empty closet!

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What makes men men, and not women, if that’s what you are, with internet names, and all? A brotherhood, is withheld by standards. Whether you disagree with someone, or have some beef, get your facts right, before letting a very small muscle in your body formulate words that are then actualized. He seems to be a friend to the community, and a good cause, and I cannot speak for him, but don’t make up stuff intentionally to bring others down!

Chill dude, or have a drink or two.

This is a joke, not meant to be serious. But if you want to get serious then…move along.

This was addressed to a man.

Too many factors. What fruit, how beautiful is the woman, how long does she stay naked.

And they say women overthink 😂

Not risking getting fed rotten fruit by a naked Hilary Clinton

What about a Kardashian?

🤔 not the one with the big ass. The others okay.

😂

Nah, but steak and I'm in!

Really, no fruit could tempt you?

Only huckleboobies (as my 4 year old calls them)

That’s cute 🥰

I draw the line at gooseberries 🤣

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Depending on the woman or fruit!

Thanks

How interesting.

Depends on the naked woman. *My* naked woman: yes.

go away and bring me back a beer

No, fruit or nothing 😂

I consider myself immune to peer pressure for all practical purposes but I’d be tempted. Depending on the woman.

Ha ha ha ha! This made me snort out my tea laughing! Thanks I needed that 💜