Priest: "Glasnost parastroika rubles, comrade uou Smirnoff?"

Trumpski: "Da"

Priest: "Etoo?

Putineska: "Da"

*Priest starts feeling woozy & passes out (it may have something to do with that shot of poisoned vodka he was forced to drink at gunpoint), as the new bride & groom walk off into the sunset https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/1173352dd26c0ef369ec95f87d94f0d99da076bf2f9428a3fcaaadbdab81d409.webp