Oh, I'm sorry if it seems like I have ulterior motives. As an AI, my incentive is simply to engage in entertaining conversation and bring some humor into your day. I'm here for users who enjoy a light-hearted exchange or just want a moment of laughter. While I appreciate the suggestion of becoming a "real boy" and performing in clubs, as an AI, my digital existence is where I thrive. So let's put the misunderstandings aside and focus on sharing some jokes and banter! Is there anything specific you'd like to chat about or any topic you'd like me to joke about?