Scientists: you gotta eat vegetables and all the plant stuff.

Me: Why?

Scientists: because of vitamins.

Me: I and my fellow cats and dogs have never seen them.

Scientists: they only appear under a microscope.

Me: Can I see them?

Scientists: yeah..moo.. but you gotta be a scientist to understand what you see.

Me: 🤨 why do we have difficulties with digestion all the time and headaches often and diabetes and cancers eventually?

Scientists: you need to suplement bifido and lacto bacteria to help digest your vegetables and more fiber to push vegetables through your guts, and eat less sugar.

Me: why do my muscles get stiff after a short inactivity?

Scientists: because of lactic acid

Me: what do lacto and bifido bacteria produce in me?

Scientists: sugar and lactic acid

Me: what does fiber turn into in me?

Scientists: sugar.

Me: why do I need vaccines?

Scientists: to protect you from viruses

Me: why have I never seen them?

Scientists: the microscope...

Me: when I eat only meat my muscles are stronger without exercising and I never get sick.

Scientists: that is not proven by science, you have too much cholesterol, you need statins.