A Hippopotamus can outrun you on land, and swim faster than you in the water. They are also better than you in protests.
https://video.nostr.build/08286cfdab26a404a52924fc018c4ebac5d6d447daa2d9d5e214ae967207ae12.mp4
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It's only a matter of time before they replace us as the dominant species on this planet.
Heil Hippo Overloards!
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I love that hippos bring Eshara and I to mind 🤣
Any hippo I see I tag yea.
Btw you & island meet on nostr? I feel like it was a joke then all of a sudden yer taking photos at bitcoin Nashville
🤣 Yes and now we’re very much engaged.
Fills my heart with joy, I guess I will have top stop hitting on nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0
And this particular one is sexier than you. Yes, YOU.
What is it protesting at?
They definitely carry a healthy portion of the intimidation factor.. Don't they kill more humans than any other animal?
And they are herbivores.. not an imminent danger till you fick with them :-)
Taking a hippo to a protest would be world class! 🚁😂
But can they vibe code better
Also weigh less than most protestors
Can they climb trees?
Yeah but do they run core or knotts…
In case you have never seen a hippo skull:
